Will [adopting Yoda voice]: Feisty one you are! They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece. Your soul is dogs***. The 65 best movie insults of all time Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) "I should have had you wear double condoms. 4,644 views, 2 upvotes. ", "You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. share. by …
Jay: All girls think their mates are well fit, then you meet them and they look like a pork scratching. Ten years ago, a brand new sitcom began on Channel 4 with an episode that introduced a quartet of central characters very far removed from the modesty in which it made its debut. Jay: All the time. The existing Open Comments threads will continue to exist for those who do not subscribe to Independent Premium. She looks like she's re-entering the Earth's atmosphere. You can find our Community Guidelines in full here. Created by Damon Beesley and Iain Morris, The Inbetweeners followed the adolescent travails of four foul-mouthed teens - Will, Simon, Jay and Neil - who found their way into the hearts of every university student in the country.
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She lived to be 102 and when she'd been dead three days, she looked better than you do now. ", "You know what the difference between your momma and a washing machine is? Due to the sheer scale of this comment community, we are not able to give each post the same level of attention, but we have preserved this area in the interests of open debate. It allows our most engaged readers to debate the big issues, share their own experiences, discuss real-world solutions, and more. ", "To everyone here who matters, you're spam. Neil [about Will's Mum]: She's fit! ", "You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk! Want an ad-free experience?Subscribe to Independent Premium. When I dump a load in a machine, the machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks. You can also choose to be emailed when someone replies to your comment. ", "My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life.
The writers' willingness to amp up the coming-of-age awkwardness to heights it had never reached saw the comedy spawn two additional series and two feature films, the first of which received the biggest ever opening for a comedy film in the UK. ", DON SMETZER/20TH CENTURY FOX/The Kobal Collection/WireImage.com, "Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your a*** with a lubricated horse c***. Jay: Oh, I'm gonna have to go, I got a missed call from Ralph Lauren [walks away]Simon: Didn't even ring, did it? Simon: When do you ever go to London? F*** you, Peck. Neil: What if I have to go to the birth? You should just walk around always inside a great big condom because you are s***! ", "You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden. To mark the Inbetweeners: Fwends Reunited special that celebrates the anniversary, below is a selection of the greatest from its original three-year run - be warned: extremely puerile language follows. by LordCheesus. Tom Beck, Channel 4's head of live events and commissioning editor for entertainment, said: “Will, Jay, Simon and Neil spent years failing to sneak into the best parties, so I'm very pleased to throw one that they're definitely invited to. "jay inbetweeners completed it" Memes & GIFs. Can you imagine how grim that will be - watching a baby get squeezed out of her arse?Will: Right, I've got some news, Neil. The best lines from the British sitcom's original three-year run, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. ", "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. share. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. The most insightful comments on all subjects will be published daily in dedicated articles. 4,926 views, 2 upvotes. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? Where was that then? ", "In the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. ", "You wanna see a bad facelift? Did you? Start your Independent Premium subscription today. Literally everyone after 2 weeks self isolation... by MarcJenner. You scum-sucking pig. Jay: You are grim, mate, Jay: When I say I'm gonna deliver, I f***ing deliverWill: Oh, like a postman with Tourettes, Simon [getting carried away with bedroom talk]: I'm gonna **** your f***ing fanny off, you t***. Completed it. Neil: Did they? While it seemed this may be the last we've seen of these particular characters, it's been announced they'll return in a special one-off programme titled The Inbetweeners 10th Birthday Party which will include behind the scenes clips, surprise guests, celebrity fans, unseen footage and embarrassing stories. Jay: I took Woking from the conference to the champions league in 6 seasons, that kind of stuff doesn't go unnoticed. ", "You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? ", "I have a drinking problem? The definition of the word idiot, which you f***ing are. ", If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. You look like a rube. ", "Hey laser-lips, your mother was a snowblower. Easily add text to images or memes. ", “You’re an emotional f***ing cripple. Note: Only personal attacks are removed, otherwise if it's just content you find offensive, you are free to browse other websites. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. Jay: Championship Manager? It was the West Ham Under 13s football tour Will: Right, and what did she do to you to when you were 12 that was so filthy? The textual content of this image is harassing me or someone I know The visual content of this image is harassing me or someone I know Both the textual and visual content are harassing me or someone I know Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? ", "You climb like old people f***, Private Pile. Jay: It was properly filthy, I shouldn't tell Simon: Try us Jay: Alright. I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is. Jay: The Tower of London Simon: The Tower of London? Helen Danvers, two o'clock. Simon: You s***ed your pants in the common room during the day when there were people around - and then your pubes fell out? Will: Hmm well if she's my mum, no? Will: So if I eat this bonsai tree I automatically become fun and interesting do I? ", "Listen, you insignificant, square-toed, pimple-headed spy! ", "You dirt-eating piece of slime. ", "You horse manure smelling motherf***er, you. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. ", “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? ", "You're what the French call: 'les incompetents'. Are you sure you want to delete this comment? Literally everyone after 2 weeks self isolation... by MarcJenner. Jay: Yeah, I'd f*** her. Neil: But you cant complete it. ", "You are a worthless, friendless, piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill, and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a f***ing nine-year old girl. He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. What did you do after? Independent Premium Comments can be posted by members of our membership scheme, Independent Premium.
I f***ed some girl up there. You know what you'll find? Jay: I got a blowjob off my cleanerWill: Who was your cleaner? Create a commenting name to join the debate, There are no Independent Premium comments yet - be the first to add your thoughts, There are no comments yet - be the first to add your thoughts. Will: Yes Simon: I think this is way out of my league, Carly: Do you wear aftershave now?Simon: Oh, just lynx. by … Young, dumb and full of cum. ", "Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life? ", Neil: I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just 'dog' backwards, Simon: Things have really changed. share. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space.
Every single f***ing thing about you is ugly.”, "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Gary Glitter? You're a big fat curly headed f***. "Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store? ", “I don’t give a tuppeny f*** about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed s*** sack.”, "You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history", "You are literally too stupid to insult. ", "You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. I just hope Will brings his Mum.”. Jay: Er, I know, But I got so good at it they offered me a role in the England set-up. Wouldn't you? ", "Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? The Inbetweeners: Will's Yoda impression fails to impress, Britain's most charming sitcom, Lovesick, is back on Netflix, You may not agree with our views, or other users’, but please respond to them respectfully, Swearing, personal abuse, racism, sexism, homophobia and other discriminatory or inciteful language is not acceptable, Do not impersonate other users or reveal private information about third parties, We reserve the right to delete inappropriate posts and ban offending users without notification.
What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Well, we shouldn't have done it in the first place, but if you ever do it again, which as a favour to women everywhere, you should not, but if you do, you should be wearing condom on condom, and then wrap it in electrical tape. The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and s*** one out.”, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and d***. ", "I got a question: if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? ", "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree. Jay: Yes, I f***ed a Dutch girl Simon: Bollocks, you've been to Holland Jay: Yes, I have. Simon. 1,070 views, 15 upvotes, 3 comments. ", "Do you know how hard it is telling people we’re related? Compared to you we all have a drinking problem. Are you sure you want to mark this comment as inappropriate?
1,386 views, 16 upvotes, 3 comments. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? ", "From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f***ing boat. Make a meme Make a gif Make a chart Apply generously. Jay: Once on holiday in Spain, me and my mate got on a pedalo and ended up in Africa, Mr Gilbert: There's nothing funny about testicles as you will find out later in my office Neil: How much lego can you stick up your bum? share. Neil: How about this one then? ", Perry: "No! "jay inbetweeners completed it" Memes & GIFs. ", "You're the f***ing problem you f***ing Dr White honkin' jam-rag f***ing spunk-bubble! ", "How could you sleep with Fat Bastard? ", "Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.”, "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?
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